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Влюбленный генерал. Часть 3.

Опубликовано в Истории Жизни, Приколы

Фотографии в погонах тоже были, “генерала из Афганистана”.

Этот памятник и мемориальная доска находится в Лондоне. Весьма туристическое место

[11/9/12 3:43:04 PM] kenneth m: okay my dear i will give it to the diplomat.
[11/9/12 3:44:02 PM] kenneth m: i want you to know that it is a huge amount of money and i am trusting you. please i don’t want to lose the money.
[11/9/12 3:45:50 PM] kenneth m: please give me e mail address of the person that will receive it so that the diplomat will write to him and tell him when he will be coming
[11/9/12 3:46:12 PM] kenneth m: to india.
[11/9/12 3:46:54 PM] kenneth m: are you there?
[11/9/12 3:47:27 PM] Katerina: yes
i am here
[11/9/12 3:48:34 PM] Katerina: I will be there soon and resive it by myself
[11/9/12 3:48:55 PM] kenneth m: okay that will be great
[11/9/12 3:49:19 PM] kenneth m: i will give your e mail adress to the diplomat
[11/9/12 3:50:16 PM] kenneth m: i am going to meet him now when i finish having meeting with him he will write to you and tell you when he will be coming to deliver it okay.
[11/9/12 3:50:32 PM] Katerina: ok
[11/9/12 3:52:40 PM] kenneth m: i will write to you as soon as i finish with him the i will tell you the amount the he will be delivering to you.
[11/9/12 3:52:47 PM] Katerina: ok
[11/9/12 3:54:08 PM] kenneth m: i want you to know that i will not tell the diplomat that the box contain money for security reasons okay. i will tell him that you are my wife and the box contain our family belongings
[11/9/12 3:54:29 PM] Katerina: ok
[11/9/12 3:54:59 PM] kenneth m: bye
[11/9/12 3:55:25 PM] kenneth m: i will write to you later
[11/9/12 3:55:55 PM] Katerina: ok
[11/9/12 6:25:48 PM] kenneth m: hello
[11/9/12 6:25:56 PM] kenneth m: am back
[11/9/12 6:26:07 PM] Katerina: hello
[11/9/12 6:26:38 PM] kenneth m: i have discaused with the diplomat
[11/9/12 6:27:09 PM] kenneth m: he will write to you any moment from now
[11/9/12 6:27:41 PM] kenneth m: so that you will confirm the address that you gave to me.
[11/9/12 6:27:53 PM] Katerina: ok
[11/9/12 6:28:11 PM] kenneth m: please my dear i told him that you are my wife
[11/9/12 6:29:13 PM] kenneth m: and i want you to keep the package very well when you receive it. i want you to know that i have a lot of money inside the suitcase.
[11/9/12 6:29:47 PM] kenneth m: if you have any question you can ask me
[11/9/12 6:30:45 PM] Katerina: no questions
dont worry
you can come to india any time
[11/9/12 6:30:58 PM] kenneth m: ok
[11/9/12 6:31:23 PM] kenneth m: i trust you the diplomat will soon write to you.
[11/9/12 6:32:00 PM] kenneth m: is there any businees that i can invest some of the money in india or china?
[11/9/12 6:33:38 PM] kenneth m: are you there?
[11/9/12 6:34:55 PM] kenneth m: hello
[11/9/12 6:40:15 PM] Katerina: may be – depend of your own opinion
[11/9/12 6:41:34 PM] kenneth m: okay no problem until i come and meet you when the diplomat delivers it to you okay
[11/9/12 6:50:08 PM] kenneth m: please give me your full name so that i send to the diplomat he just requsted it from me now.
[11/9/12 6:52:00 PM] Katerina: Katerina Skazka
[11/9/12 6:52:12 PM] kenneth m: okay
[11/9/12 6:53:12 PM] Katerina: tell your diplomat bring and ask the personal keep it their
everything will be wait for your coming
[11/9/12 6:53:30 PM] kenneth m: ok
[11/10/12 4:26:54 PM] Katerina: hi
plz tell yout friend deliver the box to the office and leave there
the box will be waiting for you
dont worry
[11/10/12 8:37:15 PM] kenneth m: hello
[11/10/12 8:37:48 PM] kenneth m: are you there?
[11/10/12 8:39:21 PM] kenneth m: who will he get on phone whe he call
[11/10/12 8:40:27 PM] kenneth m: who will he get on phone when he arrives india?
[11/10/12 8:40:37 PM] Katerina: my friend
[11/10/12 8:40:57 PM] Katerina: just deliver the box to the office and leave
it will be waiting for you
[11/10/12 8:41:10 PM] kenneth m: you friend or family relation
[11/10/12 8:42:01 PM] Katerina: dont worry
you will be soon – it will be wait for you
[11/10/12 8:42:29 PM] Katerina: nobody intresting
[11/10/12 8:42:37 PM] kenneth m: i want to know because i have twenty four million five hundred thousand dollars in that suitcase and i don’t want to lose it.
[11/10/12 8:43:15 PM] kenneth m: i see you as sombody that is capable my dear
[11/10/12 8:43:27 PM] kenneth m: that is why i trust you okay
[11/10/12 8:43:35 PM] Katerina: for enother way you can keep it with you
[11/10/12 8:44:34 PM] Katerina: its big money and I am not intresting to pick it up
[11/10/12 8:44:48 PM] kenneth m: i will like you to write to the diplomat and tell him that it is the secetary of the company that will receive it i will also write to him okay
[11/10/12 8:46:44 PM] kenneth m: are you there?
[11/10/12 8:47:52 PM] Katerina: yes
write him – everything ok
[11/10/12 8:48:36 PM] kenneth m: okay i will write to him.
[11/10/12 8:48:57 PM] kenneth m: anyways how is your work?
[11/10/12 8:58:37 PM] Katerina: hi deliver its to the company and ask to save it for Katerina
[11/10/12 8:59:23 PM] kenneth m: okay my dear
[11/11/12 11:38:41 PM] kenneth m: hello
[11/11/12 11:38:51 PM] Katerina: hi
[11/11/12 11:38:52 PM] kenneth m: good day my dear
[11/11/12 11:39:00 PM] Katerina: good
[11/11/12 11:39:08 PM] kenneth m: okay
[11/11/12 11:39:19 PM] kenneth m: how is your work?
[11/11/12 11:39:28 PM] Katerina: fine
and yours?
[11/11/12 11:39:35 PM] kenneth m: great
[11/11/12 11:39:45 PM] kenneth m: nice to hear from you
[11/11/12 11:41:23 PM] kenneth m: the diplomat wrote to me that he is now on his way
[11/11/12 11:42:37 PM] Katerina: fine
when you come to pick up your bag?
[11/11/12 11:43:38 PM] kenneth m: i will inform you the date as soon as the diplomat delivers it ill let you know okay
[11/11/12 11:47:03 PM] kenneth m: please my dear try and inform the person that will receive the package that the diplomat is on his way okay
[11/11/12 11:48:11 PM] kenneth m: are you there
[11/11/12 11:48:16 PM] Katerina: ok
dont worry – nobody do nothing with your things
[11/11/12 11:48:56 PM] Katerina: and me too
I dont know what is really inside – so will be better if come soon and get it by yourself
[11/11/12 11:49:02 PM] kenneth m: i want to go for a meeting i will beo on line in three or four ours time when i am back
[11/11/12 11:49:07 PM] Katerina: ok
[11/11/12 11:49:53 PM] kenneth m: i will not go to work by tomorrow i will be writing to you and make sure that the delivery is succesfull.
[11/11/12 11:50:15 PM] Katerina: ok
[11/11/12 11:50:27 PM] kenneth m: (heart)(heart)(heart)(heart)(heart)(heart)(heart)(heart)(heart)(heart)(heart)(heart)(heart)(heart)(heart)(heart)(heart)(heart)(heart)
[11/12/12 9:57:11 AM] kenneth m: hello
[11/12/12 9:57:17 AM] kenneth m: honey
[11/12/12 9:57:24 AM] kenneth m: are you there
[11/12/12 1:46:30 PM] kenneth m: hello
[11/12/12 1:54:48 PM] kenneth m: hello my dear i have been waiting for you online the diplomat wrote to me that he cannot reach you.
[11/12/12 2:05:20 PM] kenneth m: the diplomat is in london he is trying to get you on phone okay
[11/12/12 3:50:58 PM] Katerina: hi
I am here
you can call me
[11/12/12 3:51:30 PM] kenneth m: okay
[11/12/12 3:51:39 PM] kenneth m: a moment
[11/12/12 3:54:03 PM] kenneth m: hello
[11/12/12 3:54:11 PM] kenneth m: i can hear you
[11/12/12 3:54:14 PM] Katerina: I cant see you
[11/12/12 3:54:30 PM] kenneth m: okay i will put my cam
[11/12/12 3:54:40 PM] kenneth m: i will like to see you also
[11/12/12 3:55:24 PM] kenneth m: i am in my office in afghanistan
[11/12/12 3:55:43 PM] Katerina: I cant see you
[11/12/12 3:55:53 PM] kenneth m: the diplomat informed me that he arrived in london this morning
[11/12/12 3:56:20 PM] Katerina: why in london?
we spoke about India!
[11/12/12 3:57:12 PM] kenneth m: he said that he arrived in dubai but ther is no direct flight to india
[11/12/12 3:57:27 PM] Katerina: I dont belive :))))
[11/12/12 3:57:37 PM] Katerina: this is not true
[11/12/12 3:57:41 PM] kenneth m: so he has transit in london
[11/12/12 3:57:49 PM] Katerina: your friend is a big laier
[11/12/12 3:58:08 PM] kenneth m: how that is what he told me
[11/12/12 4:00:13 PM] Katerina: I know how many flight every day from anothe country to india
[11/12/12 4:00:20 PM] Katerina: This message has been removed.
[11/12/12 4:01:08 PM] kenneth m: he is in london right now
[11/12/12 4:02:05 PM] kenneth m: he said that it is not every airline that he can follow with the luggage
[11/12/12 4:02:29 PM] Katerina: its mean – i cant help you
[11/12/12 4:03:27 PM] kenneth m: my dear he said that he need some money to pay custom official in london and collect some document and then move to india
[11/12/12 4:03:42 PM] Katerina: ok – sent it to him
[11/12/12 4:04:27 PM] kenneth m: i will not be able to send money out of afghanistan that is why i need your assistance
[11/12/12 4:05:08 PM] Katerina: ok – you can buy a ticket for me to london – i will came and collect your bag
[11/12/12 4:05:56 PM] kenneth m: okay give me you direct number let me give to the diplomat so that he will call you
[11/12/12 4:06:29 PM] kenneth m: if you will go to london then he will wait for you
[11/12/12 4:07:31 PM] kenneth m: please my dear i need your help right now in anyway that you can i have a lot of money in that suitcase
[11/12/12 4:07:54 PM] kenneth m: if you can go to london it will be okay for me
[11/12/12 4:08:43 PM] kenneth m: hello
[11/12/12 4:08:52 PM] kenneth m: are you there?
[11/12/12 4:10:06 PM] kenneth m: please i am waiting……….
[11/12/12 4:10:09 PM] Katerina: This message has been removed.
[11/12/12 4:10:09 PM] kenneth m: This message has been removed.
[11/12/12 4:10:57 PM] Katerina: ok
I can go to london
where is my ticket?
[11/12/12 4:11:27 PM] kenneth m: go and buy ticket and move to london okay
[11/12/12 4:11:54 PM] Katerina: I need money for this
when you can sent it to me?
[11/12/12 4:12:22 PM] kenneth m: i assure you that once you get to london i will give you the code number of the box so that you can take money from it.
[11/12/12 4:12:51 PM] kenneth m: i told you that i cannot send money out of afghanistan
[11/12/12 4:13:14 PM] Katerina: sorry
I cant do anything with your way:(
[11/12/12 4:13:30 PM] kenneth m: give me your direct line so that the diplomat will call you
[11/12/12 4:13:44 PM] Katerina: and?
[11/12/12 4:14:14 PM] Katerina: I can help you if you buy tickets to me and paid for two days hotel in London
[11/12/12 4:14:48 PM] kenneth m: and explain to you how you will get to london and eplain to you the problem that he has
[11/12/12 4:15:47 PM] kenneth m: i told you that i cannot send money out of afghanistan that is the problem
[11/12/12 4:16:27 PM] Katerina: I cant too
[11/12/12 4:17:55 PM] kenneth m: please my dear if you can go to london i promise you that once you getb there i will give you the code number of the box then you will open it and collect all the money that you spent
[11/12/12 4:18:18 PM] Katerina: ok – who buy ticket to me?
[11/12/12 4:18:20 PM] kenneth m: i have over twenty million dollars in that suitcase okay
[11/12/12 4:18:53 PM] kenneth m: i want you to buy the ticket buy yourself i know that you can do that and pay to the diplomat
[11/12/12 4:19:18 PM] kenneth m: the diplomat only need 4800 pounds form you


Текст письма дипломата

i have being try to call you on phone this morning I was to arrive in Dubai emirate were I will get the connecting flight to India and there was no flight from Dubai to India and one of the pilots divorced me that the only ways I will get connecting flight, is through UK, then I have to took flight to London were I will get the flight to India on my arrival in UK, the customs offices asked me two documents, that was not with me, they said I must open the suitcase and your husband General Kenneth Morgan warned me not to open the suitcase to any body and also I do not allow any body to open it under any circumstances unless his wife Katerina Skazka ‏ for security reasons. Madam i want you to know that you can transfer the money trough western union ok

The documents, which they claim include:
1) STAMP tags, the cost will 2800pounds
2) No audit certificate, which costs 2000punds
TOTAL £4800

Now I do not know what to do, I’m still in the airport because the authorities refuse to allow me to move to India unless I paid 4800£ for the documents. I had contacted your husband by e-mail, but I know it would be difficult for him to send me money, because the place he is now and the restrictions on sending money out from Afghanistan. So that is why I am contacting you for your support, I would like you to send the money immediately , as soon as you want to send the money i will give you bank account that you will take to the bank and transfer the money

Please try to go to the bank and Transfer the money immediately so that I will pay them the money and I would join the next available flight to India if you send it, then you can send me the transfer information immediately , so that I will pick the money and get the document immediately and join you in India

[11/12/12 4:20:15 PM] Katerina: 4800 – its more than 7000$ – too much for me
[11/12/12 4:20:31 PM] kenneth m: i don’t want to lose over twenty million dollars because of four thousand eight hundred pounds
[11/12/12 4:20:55 PM] Katerina: ok – give it to me or to him
[11/12/12 4:21:38 PM] kenneth m: i will like to give you the code number when you get to london
[11/12/12 4:21:54 PM] Katerina: i dont have money to get london
[11/12/12 4:22:07 PM] kenneth m: i will like to see you on camera
[11/12/12 4:22:35 PM] Katerina: for what?
[11/12/12 4:22:50 PM] kenneth m: i will like to see you
[11/12/12 4:23:17 PM] kenneth m: i will like you to send the money to him okay?
[11/12/12 4:23:17 PM] Katerina: later – i need to go
[11/12/12 4:23:58 PM] kenneth m: why???
[11/12/12 4:24:00 PM] Katerina: :)))))))
[11/12/12 4:24:15 PM] kenneth m: This message has been removed.
[11/12/12 4:24:35 PM] kenneth m: i want to see you
[11/12/12 4:24:41 PM] Katerina: Do you really think I belive in your fake story? :)))))
[11/12/12 4:25:06 PM] Katerina: false story :))))
[11/12/12 4:25:38 PM] Katerina: This message has been removed.
[11/12/12 4:25:43 PM] kenneth m: what do mean by false story
[11/12/12 4:26:00 PM] Katerina: you know
[11/12/12 4:26:06 PM] Katerina: bye

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