Aula Way – Короткие рассказы
о жизни и событиях вокруг меня

Любовь американского генерала.

Опубликовано в Приколы

С неделю назад в мой скайп добавился новый человек, авторизовала – мало ли кто из новых знакомых.

Начал писать на английском и говорить, что он американский генерал, проходящий службу в Афганистане, случайно нашел мой скайп и влюбился с первого взгляда по фотографии, более похожей на аватарку в скайпе, нежели чем на фотографию.

[11/5/12 8:23:31 AM] kenneth m: hello
[11/5/12 8:24:45 AM] Katerina: hello
[11/5/12 8:24:57 AM] kenneth m: how are you doing
[11/5/12 8:25:55 AM] Katerina: fine
[11/5/12 8:26:06 AM] Katerina: sorry
I should to go
[11/5/12 8:27:09 AM] kenneth m: i will like to know you better tell me when you will be online so that we can chat or you can give me your e mail so that i will write to you and tell you about myself
[11/5/12 8:28:28 AM] Katerina: ok
call me 6 hours late
thank you
[11/5/12 1:39:10 PM] kenneth m: ok
[11/5/12 3:22:05 PM] kenneth m: hello
[11/5/12 3:22:38 PM] kenneth m: how are you?
[11/5/12 3:22:50 PM] kenneth m: can we chat now?
[11/5/12 3:23:05 PM] Katerina: Hello
yes
I can
[11/5/12 3:23:14 PM] kenneth m: ok
[11/5/12 3:23:53 PM] kenneth m: my name is kenneth morgan i am from united states of america and you?
[11/5/12 3:24:22 PM] Katerina: sorry
where did you get my skype number?
[11/5/12 3:25:05 PM] kenneth m: i just saw your skype and i decided to add it so that we can know each other
[11/5/12 3:27:35 PM] Katerina: first person for more then 3 years just saw my skype??!!! :))))
who ask you to speak with me?
[11/5/12 3:28:09 PM] kenneth m: nobody my dear
[11/5/12 3:28:20 PM] kenneth m: maybe we can know each other
[11/5/12 3:29:28 PM] kenneth m: where are you?
[11/5/12 3:31:13 PM] Katerina: china
[11/5/12 3:32:13 PM] kenneth m: ok
[11/5/12 3:32:55 PM] kenneth m: i am a general in united states of america army at the moment i am in afghanistan
[11/5/12 3:33:59 PM] kenneth m: i am 51 year old and you?
[11/5/12 3:35:57 PM] Katerina: at your pics you look like more younger then 51
[11/5/12 3:36:12 PM] kenneth m: i am 51
[11/5/12 3:36:23 PM] kenneth m: what about you?
[11/5/12 3:37:18 PM] Katerina: what about you
I dont believe you just find my skype so … nothing about me
[11/5/12 3:37:23 PM] Katerina: *nothing
[11/5/12 3:38:25 PM] kenneth m: i just find your skype but if you say so no problem
[11/5/12 3:40:16 PM] Katerina: can you call me right now?
[11/5/12 3:40:49 PM] kenneth m: ok
[11/5/12 3:41:35 PM] kenneth m: but i don’t have microphone right bnow unless you want to see me for few minutes
[11/5/12 3:42:54 PM] kenneth m: hello
[11/5/12 3:43:03 PM] kenneth m: can you see me
[11/5/12 3:43:21 PM] kenneth m: i am a soldier
[11/5/12 3:43:40 PM] kenneth m: i am general in the army
[11/5/12 3:44:25 PM] kenneth m: yes my dear i just serched the name and i found you
[11/5/12 3:44:41 PM] kenneth m: believe me i am too old to lie
[11/5/12 3:45:08 PM] kenneth m: i cannot lie to you okay
[11/5/12 3:45:24 PM] kenneth m: i am telling you the truth
[11/5/12 3:45:31 PM] kenneth m: i want to see you
[11/5/12 3:45:53 PM] kenneth m: i will do so
[11/5/12 3:46:20 PM] kenneth m: you know afghanistan is a war zone
[11/5/12 3:46:45 PM] kenneth m: no my dear is still a war zone
[11/5/12 3:47:06 PM] kenneth m: attacks are being carried out everyday
[11/5/12 3:47:36 PM] kenneth m: i should shou you what?
[11/5/12 3:48:15 PM] kenneth m: i am in khandahar provience
[11/5/12 3:49:59 PM] kenneth m: i did not get your question
[11/5/12 3:52:10 PM] kenneth m: okay
[11/5/12 3:52:32 PM] kenneth m: no it is hot
[11/5/12 3:53:00 PM] kenneth m: 32 degrees
[11/5/12 3:53:36 PM] kenneth m: but some places are below 20 up
[11/5/12 3:54:11 PM] kenneth m: from 20 degres up for some places
[11/5/12 3:54:34 PM] kenneth m: are you married?
[11/5/12 3:55:11 PM] kenneth m: i lost my wife few years ago
[11/5/12 3:55:40 PM] kenneth m: during 9/11 attack
[11/5/12 3:56:24 PM] kenneth m: hello
[11/5/12 3:56:32 PM] kenneth m: okay
[11/5/12 3:56:40 PM] kenneth m: but i have a son
[11/5/12 3:56:50 PM] kenneth m: 14 years
[11/5/12 3:57:17 PM] kenneth m: he is in school in usa
[11/5/12 3:57:44 PM] kenneth m: how old are you?
[11/5/12 3:58:19 PM] kenneth m: okay
[11/5/12 3:58:37 PM] kenneth m: what do you do?
[11/5/12 3:59:10 PM] kenneth m: what type of work or are you still a student
[11/5/12 3:59:46 PM] kenneth m: okay
[11/5/12 4:00:32 PM] kenneth m: i did not understand the type of work that you said
[11/5/12 4:01:25 PM] kenneth m: okay
[11/5/12 4:01:36 PM] kenneth m: which country are you from?
[11/5/12 4:02:01 PM] kenneth m: okay
[11/5/12 4:02:19 PM] kenneth m: yes
[11/5/12 4:03:24 PM] kenneth m: i speak english
[11/5/12 4:03:35 PM] kenneth m: and also german
[11/5/12 4:04:19 PM] kenneth m: i represented my country there for five years
[11/5/12 4:04:34 PM] kenneth m: when we have nato training
[11/5/12 4:04:50 PM] kenneth m: so i studied the language that time
[11/5/12 4:05:26 PM] kenneth m: yes it is okay
[11/5/12 4:05:45 PM] kenneth m: i will also like to learn other languages
[11/5/12 4:06:03 PM] kenneth m: i can speak french but not very well
[11/5/12 4:07:05 PM] kenneth m: which city are you in china
[11/5/12 4:07:50 PM] kenneth m: you say which city
[11/5/12 4:08:26 PM] kenneth m: bonjour madmosiel
[11/5/12 4:08:35 PM] kenneth m: ok
[11/5/12 4:08:46 PM] kenneth m: where did you learn it
[11/5/12 4:08:58 PM] kenneth m: yes
[11/5/12 4:09:39 PM] kenneth m: i just hear a little because of french soldiers that i have worked with
[11/5/12 4:10:12 PM] kenneth m: i will like you to give me your e mail so that i will send my pictures to you
[11/5/12 4:10:44 PM] kenneth m: yes my pictures
[11/5/12 4:11:20 PM] kenneth m: okay i will send my pictures to you
[11/5/12 4:11:46 PM] kenneth m: i will love to meet you when i finish my service in afghanistan
[11/5/12 4:12:25 PM] kenneth m: you are very intelligent woman and i love that
[11/5/12 4:13:05 PM] kenneth m: are you there?
[11/5/12 4:14:11 PM] kenneth m: is there any other thing that you want to ask me?
[11/5/12 4:15:04 PM] kenneth m: i want you to know that with time we will know each other okay
[11/5/12 4:15:28 PM] kenneth m: okay
[11/5/12 4:15:47 PM] kenneth m: are you in your place of work
[11/5/12 4:16:08 PM] kenneth m: what is the time now
[11/5/12 4:16:55 PM] kenneth m: here it is 12:46 pm
[11/5/12 4:17:25 PM] kenneth m: no not too late is afternoon
[11/5/12 4:18:05 PM] kenneth m: okay
[11/5/12 4:19:07 PM] kenneth m: okay i will write you later and we can chat more okay
[11/5/12 4:19:50 PM] kenneth m: i will write e mail to you maybe that will be better
[11/5/12 4:20:26 PM] kenneth m: i will also like you to send your pictures to me while replying my mail
[11/5/12 4:20:53 PM] kenneth m: thank you for your time
[11/5/12 4:21:12 PM] kenneth m: you are welcome
[11/5/12 4:21:39 PM] kenneth m: have a nice day and hope to hear from you
[11/5/12 4:21:48 PM] kenneth m: bye
[11/6/12 1:39:45 PM] kenneth m: hello
[11/6/12 1:40:06 PM] Katerina: hello
[11/6/12 1:40:21 PM] kenneth m: did you receive my e mail?
[11/6/12 1:41:00 PM] kenneth m: and the pictures that i sent to you?
[11/6/12 1:41:32 PM] Katerina: yes
the quality of that pics are very pure
[11/6/12 1:42:31 PM] kenneth m: okay i will like you to reply the massage then i will send more pictures with a better quality to you
[11/6/12 1:42:55 PM] Katerina:
ok
sorry I am a bit busy
[11/6/12 1:43:22 PM] kenneth m: okay whe will you be free so that we can chat
[11/6/12 6:19:42 PM] kenneth m: hello
[11/6/12 8:23:25 PM] Katerina: hello
[11/6/12 8:26:47 PM] kenneth m: hello
[11/6/12 8:27:31 PM] kenneth m: are you free now?
[11/6/12 8:28:12 PM] Katerina: a bit
[11/7/12 4:34:20 AM] kenneth m: hello
[11/7/12 11:54:09 AM] Katerina: sorry
i was busy
[11/7/12 11:55:10 AM] kenneth m: ok
[11/7/12 11:55:25 AM] kenneth m: how are you?
[11/7/12 11:55:54 AM] Katerina: fine
not enough time to do all necessary things
[11/7/12 11:57:01 AM] kenneth m: oh sorry about that
[11/7/12 11:57:56 AM] kenneth m: how is your work
[11/7/12 11:58:41 AM] Katerina: good – i have 30 min for dinner and go
[11/7/12 11:59:23 AM] kenneth m: okay my dear
[11/7/12 12:01:34 PM] kenneth m: i will like to meet you when i finish my service in afghanistan
[11/7/12 12:06:30 PM] Katerina: if it will be … i am very unsure in it – it will be not soon
[11/7/12 12:07:34 PM] kenneth m: i know
[11/7/12 12:08:06 PM] kenneth m: but i want you to know that you are the type of woman that i have
[11/7/12 12:08:16 PM] kenneth m: i want
[11/7/12 12:08:24 PM] kenneth m: not have
[11/7/12 12:08:48 PM] Katerina: :))
you know nothing about me … except anybody else told you something
[11/7/12 12:09:58 PM] kenneth m: no body tell me anything
[11/7/12 12:10:40 PM] kenneth m: since i saw your profile and your picture i want a woman like you
[11/7/12 12:11:25 PM] kenneth m: i want you to know that with time we will know each other very well
[11/7/12 12:15:26 PM] Katerina: may be
[11/7/12 9:52:05 PM] kenneth m: hello
[11/7/12 9:52:22 PM] kenneth m: how are you doing?
[11/7/12 9:53:55 PM] Katerina: fine
just back home
[11/7/12 9:54:22 PM] kenneth m: that is good
[11/7/12 9:54:33 PM] kenneth m: nice to hear from you my darling
[11/7/12 9:55:39 PM] kenneth m: how was work today?
[11/7/12 9:56:08 PM] kenneth m: (heart)(heart)(heart)(heart)(heart)(heart)(heart)(heart)(heart)(heart)(heart)(heart)
[11/8/12 9:18:01 PM] kenneth m: hello
[11/8/12 9:18:10 PM] kenneth m: how are you?
[11/8/12 9:18:32 PM] Katerina: hi
fine
tiered a bit
[11/8/12 9:18:54 PM] kenneth m: sorry my daer
[11/8/12 9:19:46 PM] kenneth m: how was your day?
[11/8/12 9:20:40 PM] Katerina: good
and yours?
[11/8/12 9:21:11 PM] kenneth m: great
[11/8/12 9:22:13 PM] kenneth m: i will be happy to meet you my dear
[11/8/12 9:22:44 PM] kenneth m: i told you that you are the type of woman that i want to spend my life with
[11/8/12 9:24:57 PM] kenneth m: my dear i want you to trust me and i promise that i will make you happy
[11/8/12 9:34:27 PM] kenneth m: are you there
[11/8/12 9:34:35 PM] Katerina: yes
[11/8/12 9:35:13 PM] kenneth m: are you tired my dear
[11/8/12 9:35:24 PM] Katerina: a bit
[11/8/12 9:35:55 PM] kenneth m: i will like to chat with you you can talk and i will answer back
[11/8/12 9:36:07 PM] kenneth m: (y)
[11/8/12 9:36:32 PM] kenneth m: so should i call
[11/9/12 1:23:19 PM] kenneth m: hello
[11/9/12 1:26:08 PM] Katerina: hello
[11/9/12 1:26:37 PM] kenneth m: how are you my dear
[11/9/12 1:28:20 PM] Katerina: fine
how are you?
[11/9/12 1:28:36 PM] kenneth m: i am okay my darling
[11/9/12 1:32:35 PM] kenneth m: my dear there is something that i want to tell you
[11/9/12 1:41:12 PM] kenneth m: please my dear i want to discussed something important with you tell me when you will be free to chat
[11/9/12 1:41:34 PM] Katerina: may be half an hour later
[11/9/12 1:41:53 PM] kenneth m: okay i will be waiting

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