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Влюбленный генерал. Часть 2.

Опубликовано в Истории Жизни, Приколы

Эпопея с влюбленным генералом продолжилась.

Враги явно могли подобрать “генерала” более подходящего на эту роль. Этот странный человек с явно лишним количеством веса не вызывает у меня ассоциаций с американским генералом, находящимся в зоне боевых действий Афганистана.

[11/9/12 3:14:58 PM] kenneth m: hello
[11/9/12 3:15:14 PM] Katerina: hello
[11/9/12 3:15:53 PM] kenneth m: there is something that i want to tell you my dear
[11/9/12 3:16:23 PM] Katerina: ok
i am listening you
[11/9/12 3:17:02 PM] kenneth m:
Please what i am about to disclose to you now is a confidential issue and i want you to handle it with care.
[11/9/12 3:17:53 PM] kenneth m: Few days we went on a raid in the Northern part of Afghanistan. It happened that in one of the buildings we raided that was occupied by the former Afghanistan government official
[11/9/12 3:17:59 PM] Katerina: ok
I promise
[11/9/12 3:19:14 PM] kenneth m: i bumped into huge raw cash hidden under the box. At first i thought it was a dream but when i touched the money, believe me they were real United States dollars hidden inside a box.
[11/9/12 3:20:40 PM] kenneth m: I was able to bring the money from the Northern part of Afghanistan where it was hidden and now in my office here in office
[11/9/12 3:21:04 PM] kenneth m: are you there?
[11/9/12 3:21:36 PM] Katerina: yes
I am here
[11/9/12 3:21:58 PM] kenneth m: I am scared because the authorities and people around me here might get to know about this and confiscate then all. I wish I could destroy it but it is a very huge sum of money and it’ll be hard to do away with it.
[11/9/12 3:23:14 PM] Katerina: help the ill child – give it to them
[11/9/12 3:23:32 PM] kenneth m: I am repeating this again. Nobody knows of this money except me and there is no problem attached to it at all. It is now safely hidden in my office but i know if i fail to move it out now, something or someone must come to know about it.
[11/9/12 3:24:34 PM] Katerina: And what do you want to do?
[11/9/12 3:25:17 PM] kenneth m: I will send UN diplomat to deliver the suitcase to you in china and I want you to know that once the suitcase deliver to you I will join you immediately, so that i will invest the money in china
[11/9/12 3:26:22 PM] kenneth m: I want to send this money to you through a diplomat since there is no way I can transfer this money through any of the banks here in Afghanistan without being questioned
[11/9/12 3:28:02 PM] Katerina: no one post accept money
[11/9/12 3:28:46 PM] kenneth m: I think this is a great opportunity for you and me. Please and please, I want you to keep this very confidential and do not tell anybody for security reasons
[11/9/12 3:30:05 PM] kenneth m: i want to go and deposit the box with diplomat so that he will come and deliver it to you my dear and you keep it until i come to you in china.
[11/9/12 3:30:49 PM] kenneth m: are you there?
[11/9/12 3:31:12 PM] Katerina: I am in china and it impossible to realize
But I can suggest you one of my good pretty girl friend in Belarus – she can help you with this
[11/9/12 3:31:15 PM] kenneth m: This message has been removed.
[11/9/12 3:31:28 PM] kenneth m: hello
[11/9/12 3:32:00 PM] kenneth m: i am just hearing what you are saying through speaker
[11/9/12 3:33:10 PM] kenneth m: i want you to help me and receive it in china
[11/9/12 3:33:36 PM] kenneth m: what do you want me to do?
[11/9/12 3:34:01 PM] kenneth m: hello
[11/9/12 3:34:17 PM] Katerina: This message has been removed.
[11/9/12 3:34:50 PM] kenneth m: please i am waiting
[11/9/12 3:35:41 PM] Katerina: I don’t know
[11/9/12 3:36:14 PM] kenneth m: please my dear i want you to help me and receive the package in china okay
[11/9/12 3:36:31 PM] Katerina: its impossible in china
[11/9/12 3:37:13 PM] Katerina: hm … may be in India it will be easier?
[11/9/12 3:37:36 PM] kenneth m: do you have any one in India ?
[11/9/12 3:38:23 PM] Katerina: yes
I have
I give you address and you can send it to me to Indian address
[11/9/12 3:39:35 PM] kenneth m: who will receive it there in India or are you the one that they will deliver it to in India
[11/9/12 3:40:14 PM] Katerina: I am going visit India – you can send it to me
[11/9/12 3:40:30 PM] kenneth m: okay
[11/9/12 3:41:12 PM] kenneth m: give me your phone number and e mail so that i will give to the the diplomat so that he will write to you
… это еще не конец

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